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Sunday, December 24, 2023

Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2023

It's Christmas Eve, and while you're waiting on Santa Claus, you know you can count on The Harris Sisters to deliver our annual 2023 year-in-review in the form of a 'Twas the Night Before Christmas parody (directly to you via social media so there's still room in your stocking for other goodies).

For new readers, this is a Harris Family tradition that dates back to the "late 1900s" as the kids would say (before technology like computers, and blogs, and social media, and the interwebs). The original Harris Family Christmas parodies were handwritten by putting pencil to paper while sitting at the kitchen bar on Christmas Eve night.

We always enjoy looking back and sharing the best parts of our year with you, parody-style. We hope that you enjoyed keeping up to date with us throughout the year on our our blog and on social media.


'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2023

'Twas the site by three sisters, Twenty Twenty-Three
We started off the year by spilling the tea;
We brought you a menu and decor ideas right away,
To host your very own Spring Soiree.

As April rolled around, we joined the craze,
Keeping up-to-date with the trends always!
We showed you how to Create Your Own Barbie Meme
In three easy steps (nothing extreme).

And then in September, we shared apple recipes,
Just like our good friend, ol' Johnny Appleseed.
More rapid than eagles, these recipes we named,
And we mixed, and stirred, and shared them again!

"Now, APPLESAUCE! now, APPLE BUTTER! now, CAKE and JAM!
On, BAKED APPLES! On, FRENCH TOAST! On, JELLY! OH, MAN!
From our kitchen to yours, the best recipes for fall.
The Harris Sisters really know some good recipes, ya’ll! 

And then in December, we threw a big bash,
Our Carolina Christmas Party - it was a real smash!
In the wink of an eye, it’s easy to plan,
Hometown Christmas fun for the fam. 

And as yet another year departs,
We wanted to tell you we appreciate you, Dear hearts!
To all who have followed, shared, commented, and liked,
"HARRIS CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

Merry Christmas from Misty, Deanna, and Donna! (And Daddy!) 


Make sure to take a look at our previous year's Christmas Eve parodies too!

If you're only following us on one social platform or the other, remember you can connect with us here on the blog, on Facebook, on Pinterest, and on Instagram. And make sure to share us with your friends to help us grow The Harris Sisters family! 

We look forward to seeing all of you in 2024.

Saturday, December 24, 2022

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2022

It's Christmas Eve, and THAT means it's time for The Harris Sisters often imitated but never duplicated annual 2022 year-in-review in the form of a 'Twas the Night Before Christmas parody.

For new readers, this is a Harris Family tradition that dates back to the before-times (not quite when dinosaurs roamed the earth, but before helpful technology like computers, and blogs, and social media, and the interwebs). The original Harris Family Christmas parodies were written on paper with sharpened, lead-filled wood sticks (pencils) whilst sitting at the kitchen bar on Christmas Eve night.

So, to keep this grand old tradition alive, we still deliver these to you on Christmas Eve. (Just like jolly old St. Nick!)

We had lots of fun this year - and we always enjoy looking back and sharing the highlights with you! We're so glad we got to virtually "meet" some of our new friends and keep up with our old ones. We hope that you enjoyed reading along with us! If you're only following us on one social platform or the other, remember you can connect with us here on the blog, on Facebook, on Pinterest, and on Instagram


'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2022

'Twas the site by three sisters, Twenty Twenty-Two
We started off the year with a decor change-a-roo;
In February, we taught you tips and tricks right away,
To switch your Christmas tree to Valentine's Day.

As April rolled around, we could not keep silent,
Bringing gift ideas for a teen with a new license,
Ask your family members to submit and identify
Photos and advice to gift as this guide.

And then in June we just could not wait,
To tell you about our fun in The Volunteer State.
From antiquing to murals to a fun dinner cruise,
A garden tour and World's Fair Park - you've got nothing to lose!

In September, of course, we said a big cheers,
To celebrate The Harris Sisters blog – 10 years!
An anniversary photo we brought up-to-date,
And a big THANK YOU to help celebrate.

And then in December, we planned to make merry,
With the menu and décor for a Cousin Eddie Party,
More rapid than eagles the guests they came,
And we whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, EDDIE! now, CLARK! now, AUDREY and RUSTY!
On, RUBY SUE! on MARGO! on, TODD and BETHANY!
To the top of the RV! Photograph us all!
Now flash away! flash away! flash away all!"

As the first of Twenty Twenty-Three arrives,
We wanted to tell you how grateful we are for you guys,
To all who have followed, shared, commented, and liked,
"HARRIS CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

Merry Christmas from Misty, Donna, and Deanna! (And Daddy!) 

We're pictured here with custom National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation "Fun, Old Fashioned Harris Family Christmas" T-shirts. You can get custom T-shirts with your family name on them from Etsy. 

And you can read about our magical Christmas burn barrel tradition in this post about Harris Family Christmas Traditions, which also has the story about how the Christmas Eve parody started and scans of some of the original ones.

Make sure to take a look at our previous year's Christmas Eve parodies too!

Friday, December 24, 2021

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2021

Christmas will be here tomorrow! AND that means, it's time for The Harris Sisters annual 2021 year-in-review in the form of a 'Twas the Night Before Christmas parody.

For new readers, this is a Harris Family tradition that dates back to the days of yore (back before computers, and blogs, and social media, and the interwebs). The original Harris Family Christmas parodies were created with good old fashioned pencil and paper while sitting at the kitchen bar on Christmas Eve night.

So, to keep this grand old tradition alive, we still bring these to you on Christmas Eve. (Just like Santy Claus - but you don't need to leave cookies out for us!)

We had lots of fun this year - and we always enjoy having a look back on just how much fun we had! We're so glad we got to virtually "meet" some of our new friends and keep up with our old ones. We hope that you enjoyed reading along with us! If you're only following us on one social platform or the other, remember you can connect with us here on the blog, on Facebook, on Pinterest, and on Instagram


'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2021

'Twas the site by three sisters, Twenty Twenty-One
And this year we’ve had ever so much fun;
In January, we taught you tips and tricks right away,
So that you could practice and learn how to crochet.

And then in March, we soon followed suit
with tips for planning a river siren photo shoot.
With your location and costumes, it'll come together in a flash,
Go down to the river; you'll make a big splash!

As Summer got started, we brought you a list
of fun activities for kiddos – with a twist . . .
What makes them so special? Well, we’ve outlined,
How to Create Your Own Summer Camp – so it’s one-of-a-kind!

As July rolled around, we said a big cheers,
To celebrate the Girls’ Weekend Anniversary – 10 years!
More rapid than eagles, these getaways we named,
And we traveled, and toured, and revisited again!

"Now, BOONE! now, PIGEON FORGE! now, LOUISVILLE and HELEN!
On, ASHEVILLE! On, HOT SPRINGS! ST. SIMONS and BRYSON!
From the hot tub to the porch (to the best antique malls),
The Harris Sisters really know The Best Southern Towns, ya’ll!

In September, of course, we needed to acknowledge,
Some fun gifts to send to your older kids at college.
With 100+ Care Package Ideas to pack,
Grab your boxes, containers, bins, parcels, and sacks!

And then in December, we planned to make merry,
With the menu and décor for a Retro Christmas Party,
In the wink of an eye, it’s easy to surround,
Yourself with mid-century nostalgia all-around. 

As the first of Two Thousand Twenty-Two draws near,
We wanted to tell you we appreciate you, Dears!
To all who have followed, shared, commented, and liked,
"HARRIS CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

Merry Christmas from Deanna, Misty, and Donna!



Take a look at our previous year's Christmas Eve parodies.

Monday, December 24, 2018

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2018

So the saying goes, it's the most wonderful time of the year. AND that means, it's also the time of the year that The Harris Sisters present to you our 2018 year in review in the form of a 'Twas the Night Before Christmas parody.

For those of you new to our blog, this is a Harris Family tradition that dates waaaayyy back (back before computers, and blogs, and social media, and such). Yes, these were originally created with good old fashioned pencil and paper while sitting at the kitchen bar on Christmas Eve night.

So, to keep this grand old tradition alive, we still bring these to you on Christmas Eve (albeit in a slightly more newfangled way).

We had lots of fun this year! We're so glad we got to "meet" some of our new friends and keep up with our old ones. We hope that you had fun reading along with us!



'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2018


Twas the site by three sisters, Two Zero One Eight
The fun we've had this year has been really first-rate;
In Spring we showed you some ways to garden so cheap,
In hopes they're ideas that you'll want to keep;

And then in May, we soon followed suit
with tips for planning a family photo shoot.
With an old truck and costumes, it'll come together in a flash,
Gather the kids and the grandkids, and you'll make a big splash!

Gather up your driver, ready for a cameo,
You'll recognize our driver - it's our Daddy-o!
More rapid than eagles his kiddos they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, DEANNA! now, MISTY! now, DONNA and JAXON!
On, CHARLOTTE! on EMMA! on, LEXI and AIDYN!
To the top of the truck! Photograph us all!
Now flash away! flash away! flash away all!"

And then in June we could not refrain
from telling you all about our ride on a train
From antiques to hiking to the old Warrior Motel, 
and a See Rock City Barn - so many stories to tell!

In September, Misty headed to a prom (second chance)
So you voted just what should she wear to this dance.
And once every tally and ballot was cast,
She revealed her 1980s look at last!

October - our costumes, Winifred, Sarah, and Mary!
25 years for the Sandersons, but these witches aren't scary.
And don't forget to stop in for a visit,
To our Halloween Home Tour  -  a video with it;

And then in November, we thought it was high time,
To give our blog a brand new design,
With a new look and feel, we'll bring you content next year,
We're already planning and preparing, my dears!

As January 1 nears - oh my, how time flies!
We wanted to make sure we acknowledge you guys,
To all who have followed, shared, commented, and liked,
"HARRIS CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

Merry Christmas from Deanna, Donna, and Misty! (and Daddy - we're pictured here in 1979)




Take a look at our previous year's Christmas Eve parodies.

Sunday, December 24, 2017

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2017


In our grand old tradition, The Harris Sisters present to you our 2017 year in review in the form of a 'Twas the Night Before Christmas parody.

We sure had a lot of fun this year, and we hope that you had fun reading along with us!

Harris Sisters GirlTalk: Twas the Site by Three Sisters (Twas the Night Before Christmas 2017 Parody)


'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2017


Twas the site by three sisters, Two Thousand Seventeen
Oh how many things we've done and seen!
In January, we taught you how to declutter your drawers,
Your closets, your cabinets, bins, baskets, and more! 

And then in March, we brought you a big craze,
Of painting rocks in many different ways,
And then you carefully take them around,
And hide them in your city, village, suburb, or town.

By April, we were bringing you the scoop,
Of how to practice and learn to hula-hoop.
And for those who are a little more literary,

By July, we were headed to St. Simon's Island,
For our annual Girls' Weekend - sure to bring a smile and,
Some adventures, and laughs, and a photo or two,
What a great location to rendezvous!

And we would be completely remiss,
If we didn't mention this year's Total Solar Eclipse!
With eclipse glasses in hand and remaining our calmest,
We viewed the eclipse on the 21st of August.

"Now, Madonna! now, Cyndi Lauper! and Prince on MTV!
And Cabbage Patch Kids! And legwarmers! Acid wash jeans and E.T.!"
Back to our childhood, from the 1980's we dressed,
For our Halloween costumes - totally awesome and fresh! 

In 2018, we'll write ALL NEW blog posts,
And you'll thoroughly enjoy them. (We don't mean to boast.)
With the wink of an eye and typing the keys,
On the blog all new content will go with ease!

So as we wait for 2017's big sendoff,
We wanted to make sure we gave you our props,
So to all who have followed, shared, commented, and liked
"HARRIS CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

Merry Christmas from Donna, Misty, and Deanna!


Harris Sisters GirlTalk: Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2017

Saturday, December 24, 2016

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2016

We know you've been waiting for this ALL YEAR. So, without further ado, it's the Harris Sisters 2016 Christmas Eve year in review in the form of a "Twas the Night Before Christmas" parody. (Hey, we Harris Sisters wouldn't disappoint you!)

Twas the Night Before Christmas Vintage Store Display

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2016


'Twas the site by three sisters, Twenty Sixteen
And what an exciting year it has been!
In January, we went under the sea,
With a Mermaid and Shark Tail crochet spree.

As June popped up, we just couldn't wait,
To lounge at the beach in the Tarheel State.
More rapid than eagles, our childhood reclaimed,
And we traveled, and toured, and visited again!

"Now, RALEIGH! now, SHACKLEFORD! now, BEAUFORT and TURKLE!
On, SWANSBORO! On, TRIPLE S! FORT MACON and EMERALD!
From the top of the porch (wine glasses and all),
We fended off our fair share of catcalls!

For the smoothest of skin, makeup primer by E.L.F.
And you'll want to make sure Retin-A's on your shelf!
In the wink of an eye and without twisting a lead,
Wunderbrow gives you nothing to dread.

We'll speak not a word, but go straight to our work,
And write ALL NEW blog posts (it sounds so berserk)
In twenty seventeen as we sit and compose,
And give a nod, up on the blog they will go!

So as we bid another year toodle-oo,
We wanted to express our sincere gratitude,
To all who have followed, shared, commented, and liked
"HARRIS CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

Merry Christmas from Deanna, Misty, and Donna!



Find our previous year's Christmas Eve parodies here: 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.

Twas the Night Before Christmas Santa and Child

Thursday, December 24, 2015

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2015

Often imitated but never duplicated, it's the annual Harris Sisters "Year in Review" in the form of a "Twas the Night Before Christmas" parody. Enjoy!




'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2015


‘Twas the site by three sisters in Two Zero One Five
Happy to report that we're starting to thrive.
So let's kick off this report with the really BIG news,
In April, our blog hit 1 MILLION page views!

As Summer rolled around, we just could not wait,
To see The Main Event tour in The Bluegrass State.
More rapid than eagles our youth we reclaimed,
And we whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, DONNIE! now, DANNY! now, T-BOZ and CHILLY!
On, JORDAN! on JON! on JOEY and NELLY!"
From the front of the stage! Hangin' tough, Hangin' tough!
And Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! The Right Stuff!

And then, in a twinkling, as Summer neared end
We brought you one after the other the year's hottest trends.
And don't forget to Share a Coke in your new Jordache Jeans.

We spoke not a word, but were quite taken aback,
And filled with all kinds of joy; when we were on FaithTap,
And setting our sites on 1,000 Facebook amigos,
By the end of the year, our numbers - they rose!

So as we bid another year adieu,
We wanted to offer an genuine thank you,
To all who have followed, shared, commented, and liked
"HARRIS CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

Merry Christmas from Deanna, Misty, and Donna!



Find our previous year's Christmas Eve parodies here: 2012, 2013, and 2014.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2014

Back by popular demand, it's the annual Harris Sisters "Year in Review" in the form of a "Twas the Night Before Christmas" parody. Sure, I guess we could have *technically* generated one via the Facebooks, but where would the fun be in that? ;-)



'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2014


‘Twas the site by three sisters in Two Zero One Four
I believe last year we promised you MORE.
Starting in January and throughout the year,
We brought you free printables. (We'll keep that up - never fear!)

And January, February, and March brought snow to the extreme,
So we shared a favorite recipe for snow cream!
When April rolled around (not to toot our own horn),
But beautiful baby Lexi was born!

Summer flew by quickly, but we made it through the heat,
With Orangeade, Punch, and Margaritas - what a treat!
As Fall ushered in the cool wind and the leaves,
We brought you costume ideas for All Hallow’s Eve.

You might be wondering what we’ve got up our sleeves,
For 2015 - we've got BIG plans (you’ll see).
More rapid than eagles, the topics we'll post,
And we'll whistle and shout (though we don’t mean to boast):

"Hooray, RECIPES! And CROCHET! And HOLIDAYS and DECOR!
Woot, FAMILY! Woot BEAUTY! Woot, VINTAGE and MORE!"
No matter the topic - the big and the small - 
We'll blog away! Blog away! Blog away all!

With 550+ posts and more than 820,000 page views,
We wanted to offer an earnest thank you,
To all who have followed, shared, commented, and "liked"
"HARRIS CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

Merry Christmas from Donna, Misty, and Deanna!



Find our previous year's Christmas Eve parodies here: 2012 and 2013.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2013

If you remember from last year's Christmas Eve post, we Harrises have a long-standing Christmas tradition of penning a parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. This task usually fell to yours truly, so I'm at it again this year. 


Here's the 2013 Harris Family 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Parody:

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2013


'Twas the site by three sisters in Twenty Thirteen
And there's really not much that this blog hasn't seen;
Starting in January and for half of the year,
We brought free crochet patterns. (We'll keep that up - never fear!)

As the year moved on, we brought you 100 Things,
For Summer, for Fall, for Winter (come on Spring!);
And later in summer, we went to visit Dolly,
With a mini Harris sister who keeps us young by golly!

And while we were there - no rest for the weary,
We took gangster photos that spawned a mini-series!
And don't forget one very specific Mouse,

And then in November, we brought you BIG news, sir!
In Spring, we'll have a new Baby Cruser!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall - 
I feel certain that this was the BIGGEST news of all!

You might be wondering what we have in store,
For 2014 - we've got BIG plans (galore).
More rapid than eagles, the blog posts we'll write,
And we'll whistle and shout at each wondrous delight:

"Yay, RECIPES! Yay, NOSTALGIA! Yay, HOLIDAYS and DECOR!
Woo, FAMILY! Woo FASHION! Woo, FREEBIES and MORE!"
Regardless the topic - the big and the small - 
We'll blog away! Blog away! Blog away all!

With 400+ posts and more than 179,000 page views,
We wanted to offer a heartfelt thank you,
To all who have followed and supported this site,
"HARRIS CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

Merry Christmas from Donna, Deanna, and Misty!


Make sure to read our 2012 Christmas parody and read about the beginnings of the parody in this post about Harris Family Christmas Traditions.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Christmas Gift Exchange - The Left/Right Game

The Harris Family started the tradition last year of filling a stocking with $10 worth of "stuff" for a stocking exchange among the adults in the family. Girls fill a stocking with girl stuff and boys fill a stocking with boy stuff. Because our gifts are gender-specific, we put them in color-coded stockings (red for girls and green for boys).



Because we weren't particularly sold on the idea of a traditional White Elephant exchange (where the participants are allowed to "steal" gifts from each other), we decided to exchange gifts using a Left/Right Game.

To play the game, the group sits in a circle, each holding the present that he or she brought. One person reads the Left/Right story (pausing each time the word LEFT or RIGHT is read). When the word LEFT is read, all participants pass the gift they're holding to the left. When the word RIGHT is read, all participants pass the gift they're holding to the right.

At the end of the game, each person checks their stocking to ensure that they have a gift that is intended for their gender. If so, they step out of the circle. Those remaining in the circle, pass their gifts left until they receive a correctly colored stocking. Note: if you are playing with wrapped gifts instead, make sure that they are clearly labeled with gift tags that say boy or girl to play in one group. Or, if you have a large enough group of people participating, you can split into two circles by gender to play.

Here's the Left/Right Game we'll be using at this year's gift exchange:

Twas the Night Right Before Christmas

Twas the night RIGHT before Christmas, when RIGHT through the house
Not a creature was LEFT stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung RIGHT by the chimney with care,
in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be RIGHT there.

The children were nestled RIGHT snug in their beds,
while visions of sugarplums danced in their heads.
And Mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap,
had just settled RIGHT down for a long winter's nap.

When RIGHT out on the LEFT lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang RIGHT from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I LEFT like a flash,
tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
LEFT the luster of midday to objects RIGHT below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver RIGHT lively and quick;
I knew RIGHT in that moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
and he whistled, and shouted, and called them RIGHT by name!

"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! 
On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! 
Now dash away, dash away, dash RIGHT away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
when they meet RIGHT with an obstacle, mount up to the sky,
So up to the housetop the coursers they flew, 
with a sleighful of toys and St. Nicholas, too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard RIGHT on the roof,
the prancing and pawing of each RIGHT and LEFT hoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, RIGHT from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were LEFT tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of toys he had flung RIGHT on his back, 
and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

His eyes, how they twinkled! His dimples how merry! 
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was LEFT drawn up like a bow,
and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held RIGHT in his teeth,
and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a round little belly, 
that shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.

He was RIGHT chubby and plump, a RIGHT jolly old elf, 
and I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself.
A wink of his LEFT eye and a twist of his head,
soon LEFT me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went RIGHT to his work, 
and filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger RIGHT to the LEFT of his nose,
and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

He sprang RIGHT to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
and away they all LEFT like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he LEFT--out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night!"

Monday, January 14, 2013

Please, Grammar, Don't Hurt 'Em

I think my penchant for the parody has been well documented. And I must say, I had fallen out of practice for a few years. But, good friend and local celebrity Susan Morris sent me a terribly funny image one day a few years ago that got me back into the swing of things.

I penned this fine parody for my coworkers and since it also supports one of my other loves, grammar, I thought I would share it here too. So, we're takin' it back to the old school because I'm an old fool . . . well we'll just leave it at that. I know you know this one:



They Can’t Proof This
(sing to the tune of “U Can’t Touch This”)

My, my, my, my markings hit them so hard–
Makes me say, “Oh, my Lord,
Thank you for blessing me
With a colorful pen and handwriting that’s neat.”
Feels good when you know you’re down
A super-dope homegirl who knows her nouns,
And I’m known for catching goofs
And this is why they can’t proof.

I told you homeboy, u can’t proof this.
Yeah that’s how we’re proofin’, and you know u can’t proof this.
Look in my eyes, man; u can’t proof this.
You know let me bust the funky punctuation; u can’t proof this.

Give me a sentence or a paragraph
Making ’em correct; that’s what I'm talkin’ ’bout.
Now they know
You talk about the Grammar when you’re talking ’bout a word
That’s spelled so right.
Authors are sweatin’, so pass them a wipe
Or a book to learn
What it’s gonna take to make me turn
Their words legit.
Either mark hard, or you might as well quit.

That’s word because you know
They can’t proof this.
They can’t proof this.
Break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Grammar time!

“Make it flow” it is said.
If you can’t conjugate verbs, then you probably are dead.
So wave your pens in the air.
Change a few words; use an ellipsis if you dare.
Don’t let those participles dangle.
English is their first language? Yeah, but it’s mangled.
Now, do those verbs agree?
Just for a minute let’s all look and see.

Sea? Sí? See! Yeah, they can’t proof this.
Homophones? They can’t proof this.
You’ll probably catch typos ’cause you know they can’t, they can’t proof this.
Ring the bell; school’s back in; break it down!
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stop! Grammar time!

Every time you see me, my Grammar’s just so tight.
I’m dope on the page, and I’m magic when I write.
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With authors writin’ pages that just don’t fit?
I’ve proofed at all times—at night and in the day
It’s Grammar, go Grammar, MC Grammar, yo Grammar, and the rest can go and play.

They can’t proof this.
Yeah, they can’t proof this.
I told you—they can’t proof this.
Too hype—can’t proof this.
Get me outta here; they can’t proof this.

Monday, December 24, 2012

'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2012

I'd like to start this post by saying that we Harrises have always favored a parody. I can remember as a child Mama singing to us "The Great Procrastinator" to the tune of "The Great Pretender" whenever we tried to put things off. Apparently, that's just how we Harrises roll.

And as Deanna has mentioned, I used to pen the annual family Christmas parody, so without further ado, back by popular demand (and by popular demand, I mean several requests by Deanna specifically), it's the Harris Family 2012 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Parody:


'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2012

‘Twas the site by three sisters that was started this year.
Who knew by December we’d have so much to cheer?
If your stockings are hung by the chimney with care,
I hope that you’ve done it with Deanna’s decorating flair.


And if your children who are nestled all snug in their beds,
Have visions of sugarplums dancing in their heads.
I bet they’re really dreaming of the recipes on GirlTalk.
They’re tried and they’re true and will surely rock your socks!


And between Misty’s funnies, and Donna’s crocheted caps,
We girls don’t have time for long winter's naps.
As we gather ourselves ‘round the old Yule log,
We’re busily planning swell things for the blog.

‘Cause in 2013, you’ll hear more from these girls,
We promise to give it our very best whirl,
More Recipes! More Music!
More Holidays and Decor!
More Family! More Funnies!
More Nostalgia! More MORE!

Whatever the topic,
No matter how small,
We’ll blog away! Blog away!
Blog away all!


And as 2012 winds down with ballyhoo,
We want to offer a sincere thank you
To all those who have followed and supported our site,
“Harris Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

Merry Christmas from Donna, Deanna, and Misty.

We hope you've managed to stay off of Santa's naughty list. Please feel free to comment below if you DO end up with socks and underwears; it will make Ryan Barrett Walkush feel like he's in good company. ;-)

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