'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2015

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Often imitated but never duplicated, it's the annual Harris Sisters "Year in Review" in the form of a "Twas the Night Before Christmas" parody. Enjoy!




'Twas the Site by Three Sisters - 2015


‘Twas the site by three sisters in Two Zero One Five
Happy to report that we're starting to thrive.
So let's kick off this report with the really BIG news,
In April, our blog hit 1 MILLION page views!

As Summer rolled around, we just could not wait,
To see The Main Event tour in The Bluegrass State.
More rapid than eagles our youth we reclaimed,
And we whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, DONNIE! now, DANNY! now, T-BOZ and CHILLY!
On, JORDAN! on JON! on JOEY and NELLY!"
From the front of the stage! Hangin' tough, Hangin' tough!
And Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! The Right Stuff!

And then, in a twinkling, as Summer neared end
We brought you one after the other the year's hottest trends.
And don't forget to Share a Coke in your new Jordache Jeans.

We spoke not a word, but were quite taken aback,
And filled with all kinds of joy; when we were on FaithTap,
And setting our sites on 1,000 Facebook amigos,
By the end of the year, our numbers - they rose!

So as we bid another year adieu,
We wanted to offer an genuine thank you,
To all who have followed, shared, commented, and liked
"HARRIS CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"

Merry Christmas from Donna, Deanna, and Misty!

Find our previous year's Christmas Eve parodies here: 2012, 2013, and 2014.

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